skewed life view

stokin' the flames of obsession, one dollar at a time

Thursday, November 30, 2006

we've had more thereapy than the jews and charlie brown...

the title has nothing to do with the post. i just quite enjoyed that line from the simpsons last night.

on to pressing news.

i'm sure most of you are aware of the living situation at hand, what with the crackheads out the window and br knowing the names of the unattractive and cheap ladies of the night that congregate outside our buildling...

we have finally rectified the situation and shall be moving. MOVING! yes. the fun part of it all? we're moving... TOMORROW. we've only had a week-ish to get ready and we're totally not packed yet and we haven't let the people of this building know yet so i don't know if the shite is going to hit the fan but we's OUTTIE. i may be unavailable for a few days as i will have to have the cable/internet company re-locate our service.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

photo journaling



i haven't a lot of time to post things lately, as is evident by my lack of postings... so here are some pics of the things in my life.
















the latest addition to the family is kramer there on the left... no his tank is not dirty, he sits beside a very low light and the wall is a sea greenish type colour. and he's not a racist either...

the earl of pee is getting big and heavy. he's adorable and sweet and loving but he just pees... everywhere. *everywhere*. i'm so sick of stepping in urine.

sigh.

maybe i should start selling it as some sort of miracle cure...

so it's a short photo essay... but they'll get better with time

Friday, November 10, 2006

shopping is a bitch..

... and then you die. please... someone stop me before i'm the most fashionable homeless person on the streets of toronto... because really? i can't stop spending my money on lovely things i do not need.

there are so many fabulous places to shop. the plastic is melting, the moths are floating out of the money section of my falling apart wallet... which reminds me, i need to get a new wallet ...

but it's not just clothes that i can't keep my mitts off of, it's house stuff too... like... curtains, carpets, throw rugs, paintings, pots, baskets, shelves, frames, faux fur, faux flowers, paint, pillows... ugh. the list goes on... you know what i mean! omg...

favourite television shows? ANTM and What Not To Wear - Stacy, Clinton... i *heart* you guys so much, let's be friends!!! ANTM? we're going to have to have a little chat. i'm not happy with your behaviour. i think you're hanging out with the wrong crowd. stop it.
and i can't forget HGTV's How Not To Decorate. cheeky british bastards. i *heart* them too...

now i have work to do. bite me homework. bite me.