skewed life view

stokin' the flames of obsession, one dollar at a time

Friday, November 10, 2006

shopping is a bitch..

... and then you die. please... someone stop me before i'm the most fashionable homeless person on the streets of toronto... because really? i can't stop spending my money on lovely things i do not need.

there are so many fabulous places to shop. the plastic is melting, the moths are floating out of the money section of my falling apart wallet... which reminds me, i need to get a new wallet ...

but it's not just clothes that i can't keep my mitts off of, it's house stuff too... like... curtains, carpets, throw rugs, paintings, pots, baskets, shelves, frames, faux fur, faux flowers, paint, pillows... ugh. the list goes on... you know what i mean! omg...

favourite television shows? ANTM and What Not To Wear - Stacy, Clinton... i *heart* you guys so much, let's be friends!!! ANTM? we're going to have to have a little chat. i'm not happy with your behaviour. i think you're hanging out with the wrong crowd. stop it.
and i can't forget HGTV's How Not To Decorate. cheeky british bastards. i *heart* them too...

now i have work to do. bite me homework. bite me.

3 Comments:

Blogger Karen said...

Shopping is one of greatest weakeness...Show me a skirt and it's GONE! I just try not to think about the student loans while I'm out!


(By the way, I liked your advice on Miss Mokey's)

10:25 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Sending you some anti-shopping mojo!

6:30 PM  
Blogger Tricia said...

I know what you mean. Wait until you lose weight and have to buy clothes - not because you WANT them, but because you NEED them. I am addicted to T-shirts. I must have about 200 T-shirts in different colours and styles.
I have also turned into a shoe-whore - thanks to YOU!!!

7:13 AM  

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