blue collar working class house wife comedy

i remember the first time i saw this exchange and laughing like a hyena until i cried and couldn't laugh anymore because my stomach hurt so much...
rosanne may be harsh and unwieldly but she's got that grating wit about her that sometimes... just plain fuckin kills me... kills me! it translated into great tv... if you liked that kinda thing

rosanne: [jackie and rosanne's father has just died] okay, that's it. i can't do it anymore, you call the rest of the family list.
jackie: i can't call people, roseanne!
rosanne: jackie... dial!
jackie: i'm supposed to be in mourning!
roseanne: well then wear a veil over your face while you do it!
jackie: [dials the phone] hello, auntie barbara? it's jackie... jack-key! yes. i'm fine... fine!... i'm fine!... i got some bad news... dad isn't with us anymore. i said dad has passed away... he's passed away!... dad is gone... dad's dead!... he's dead!... no... dead!... dead! dead!... no he's fine, he sends his love! [hangs up]
jackie: i'm not doing that again, you can't make me!

funny rosanne quotes courtesy of this site...