tag! i was it...

thanks again to chris for making me feel like one of the crowd

*peers out into darkness* thanks man! you rock!

anyway. tag time. ps. i tag any unfortunate person who comes across this- they must participate, even against their will or else they will risk napoleons wrath. risk it i say!

"i hide because i am waiting for you to fuck up and not do this tag thing... because i'm kewl like that and what i say goes got it? these sweats won't last forever... let that be a lesson to you! don't mess wit me, m@#$* f%#$^!"

he's got such a fowl mouth on him the little bugger... please do not be offended. he is harmless... here naps... you forgot your ritalin.

1) Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? hot chocolate all the freakin way... and sometimes i put baileys in it... mmm... baileys

2) Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? if they weren't wrapped i wouldn't accept them. and it has to be a real bow and look very professional... nah. santa always wraps

3) Colored lights on tree/house or white? coloured of course... like blue and green but the white ones are much classier than the others... yea... classy...

4) Do you hang mistletoe? i tried once but it kept falling down... it's not like i need misletoe to kiss br anywhere anyway

5) When do you put your decorations up? as soon as i possibly can... just cuz i'm weird like that and i want it all done NOW

6) What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? probably stuffing but that isn't confined to holiday... uh... i don't think there is one thing in particular since everything i like is made all year round...

7) Favorite Holiday memory as a child? i remember waiting to come home from school to find the bundled up tree on our back doorstep. you could smell it before you even got around the side of the house... they ship trees down here to sell. if people cut their own trees we'd end up with a sahara for an island... but that's one of the better memories... my brother and i would stand around it for a while, waiting for my dad to come home so we could help carry it downstairs, cut off the bottom and set it up to let the branches fall... christmas for kids is all about anticipation

8) When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? i was actually trying to think about this the other day... i can't remember. i don't think i was ever told, i think my brother and i came to the conclusion ourselves, without any serious occurances of tantrums or anything of the such

9) Do you open presents of Christmas morning or Christmas eve? strictly christmas morning people... as early as possible... drag your parents downstairs so you can all do it together as SOON as your eyes open and you can manage yourself out of bed and down the hall

10) What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him? i dunno but whatever we put out i don't think he liked it because i remember one year ya boy got into the turkey

11) Snow! Love it or Dread it? snow does not = christmas for me. snow = annoying. it's kewl i guess, was the first time i saw it anyway. but then when i started to hvave to slosh around in it when i was in school for those two years i began to hate it like all other snow dwellers.

12) Can you ice skate? ha... i can ice skate on my ass

13) Do you remember your favorite gift? see... christmas and my birthday are so close together the presents sort of run into each other... it may have been the stuffed white cat that my mom gave me one ear that purred and moved it's front paws when you pet it's back. i cried. she was very upset.

14) What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? it goes without saying, anything with chocolate.. but as i am a fan of pound cake (specially from this one place down here i could eat a whole damn loaf and not feel two ways about it), cherry walnut cake

15) What is your favorite holiday tradition? probably just when we open gifts together... my mom even waits for my brother to wake up (he's in calgary... three or four hours difference) and puts on the web cam so we can do it together... aww... yea i know sachrine

16) What tops your tree? an angel this year which is my mothers doing- it used to be this ratty old star. you could tell it was old cuz the colours of the lights around it had all sorta faded into the same colour

17) Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving? i prefer to give. i'm not a good receiver... dunno i get uncomfortable

18) What is your favorite Christmas Song? i'm sick of christmas music i don't like any of it anymore, except for maybe the "12 pains of christmas" or the one sung by the muppets

19) Do you have a wreath on your front door? we have a sliding glass door and the one that opens is the one that goes in behind so if we had a wreath it would fall off every day and i would probably curse it's very existance every day or until it fell on evil ok... then maybe i'd be like... yea... wreath... alright...

20) What do you want most for Christmas this year? for my boss to give me a raise. considering the amount of money i spend on myself during the year, it'd really be ludacris for people to buy me things i'm already so damn spoiled... so i tell them not to get me anything. and they don't... and i'm okay with that... really... *wince*

so there you have it. now... if you'll excuse me... i'm going to go home and wish i hadn't eaten that stupid mozarella string cheese because it's making me wanna throw up a little in my mouth.

taxi!