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Thursday, June 22, 2006

the saga concludes...

first off.. i'd like to point out how i don't think the evil orange kitty is really evil anymore. yes, he (or she?) seems to have a serious issue with napoleon which leads to lots of holes in our damn screen, but when you see it without napoleon in the area, it just dies for attention.
i'm thinkin it might be slightly jealous, or perhaps is just trying to establish some sort of kitty dominance, but i don't know.
br was outside one night when eok came around and it just purred and purred and purred. it's really a good cat i think, but he's the leader of the neighbourhood and i guess it's just trying to keep up appearances. don't tell anyone i said that tho...



napoelon is an indoors cat becasue when br and i move to a high rise in the concrete jungle that is toronto, he will not be able to be an outdoor cat. i didn't want to be cruel and get him used to it just to snatch it away from him... of course i'll take him out on a lead and stuff but until then, he's gotta settle for the pebbles and planters around the pool house. he really likes rubbing all up on them... i dunno cuz he's itchy? but he sheds like a mother fucker and i take him outside in an attempt to lessen the fur that will inevitably be all over my work clothes. it doesn't really work.

"who uses flash outside? you're such an idiot. and you see that flower? i'm totally going to eat it when you're not looking."

"...what... what is that on the outskirts of the frame? is it a minge? is it a rock? no! it's your toe! and i'm totally going to bite you. just because i can."

"crap. caught... uh... whatever this shiznit is good... mmmmm..."

alright... blogger has had it for downloading pictures. what is there a quota now or something? i have two more pics i wanna show but whatever. next week or tomorrow or something

5 Comments:

Blogger Chris said...

Napoleon! Dude! How's it going?

Cute pictures. :) Kitties rub all over things to leave their little kitty scent (which I personally cannot detect) on those things and indicate their territory. So Napoleon is trying to tell any other kitties that go to the pool house that it's HIS pool house.

12:57 PM  
Blogger citizen student said...

he's definitly all "it's mine bitches"

i *lurve* him

1:01 PM  
Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

i want to make out with your cat.

4:07 PM  
Blogger citizen student said...

he wants to make out with you too.

cuz you're hawt.

5:44 AM  
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