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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

idiots... the lot of them

it doesn't seem, to me, that the crisis of ignorant government officials will be over any time soon.

i suggest that we the people requisition nasa and relocate to mars, or uranus (giggle)... in order to start anew, and populate the planet with only intelligent people. i propose this plan will take some years in the planning and actual execution... but... it should be done.
then we can leave the war lord's and "politicians" to blow themselves up. or perhaps they'd go green with envy over the new planet and beg to be let in because it'll be all cool and no money and disco balls and shoes and yarn everywhere.

but by that time we'll bring our ingenious self governance back to planet earth and we'll know how to stop global warning and tectonic drift and all will be right with mother nature and she won't want to clear cut the human population with her natural selection tactics.

am i the only one who thinks that's a good idea?

we could so live here.

3 Comments:

Blogger Jamie said...

I wrote an article like that for the newspaper in high school. I'm all for it! Me and Alexander Pope.

9:56 AM  
Blogger citizen student said...

as unrealistic as that sounds... it makes a lot of sense.

i also think that we should hi-jack a generation of new born babies, right out of the womb, seclude them on an island and raise them without racism or prejudice.
do you think that if they aren't exposed to it as children they will develop those sorts of feelings as they get older? or will they truely not see colour?
but i guess that's kinda cruel.

10:23 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Works for me! :)

12:18 PM  

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