i will not eat a peanut.
day four in this inane attempt at fasting.
i will not eat a peanut i will *not*
okay i totally took like the smallest bite of the peanut. i'm miserable and i'm hungry.
why the hell are you doing this to yourself? you may ask...
because i am STOOPID. yes. i used capital's for that. which is saying something.
my tongue feels like it is dancing on a carpet of lemon-y, pepper-y carpet-y stuff.
6 more days. i don't know if i can do it.
posted by citizen student @ 12:45 PM
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all of this and i have not pooed once.
which i thought was the purpose.
but tonight, since i DID take that meager bite off of half of a peanut.. something might happen. i'm about to lick a cookie too.
Poor you. I so could not do this - I would axe murder my coworkers on about the 2nd day. It'd be bad.
ax murder your co-workers... heh... i giggled at that
i ate three chips last night but it took me like 15 minutes for each and then i took a laxative so the cumulative effect of the chips on my appetite pretty much wore off
heh... i may have to shoot somebody. good thing the weekend is soon
fasting + laxative???
BAD!
laxative use can make you unable to poo on your own.
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