2 little jems

1) i did it.

all hope is abandoned...

i hate myself for it...

it's almost too embarrasing to say...

so i wont...*

2) i am a blog stalker... a silent voyuer of a few peoples blogs that i read every day.
i'll admit i'm harbouring a little cyber crush and that some are just plain fantastic and hilarious
i was never one to comment, always got 0% for participation... was told i swear too much and it makes people uncomfortable (mother fuckers don't know me)...

maybe i'm afraid of being judged *stare off into space blankly*

i'm back.

i just like reading their blogs. they're fucking hilarious! shit, i'd read them all fucking day if i could... make a bitch wanna laugh out loud!

any fucking way... **













* i bought mariah careys cd... emancipation of mimi... there i said it! are you happy? i'm going to have to kill you now... word of this cannot get out... it musnt! (is musnt a word? i a) lost my dictionary or b) ripped out that page...)
**the swears count is up to 6... is anyone uncomfortable yet? no? good. have a great fucking day :D