coolest mom ever!

wouldn't you just foam at the mouth, keel over, have a seizure and die from the excitement of your mother having sex with your high school friends? i know i would! and vomit all over the place for good measure...

but then when you found out she was supplying them with drugs and alcohol to get them there? first i'd feel a little jilted... where're my intoxicants?
then i'd realise my mother was using those very intoxicants i loved to pummel my friends for her pleasure... and i'd give them up... for the abstract and distinct fear of turning out just like her.