killer carbs

who ever discovered that carbohydrates make a great meal should be dragged to a stage, awarded, applauded and then shot for making it so hard to eat without them
diets suck. i hate that i can't pull my pants up over my ass anymore when a year ago they fit fine but i hate it more that i can't have six pieces of bread loaded with butter, a handful of extra salty chips, two pieces of chocolate marble cake with chocolate icing and a bowl of ice cream before dinner.
eating a plate of vegetables and chicken only serves to make me hungrier, no matter the portion size. what's up with that? then i turn into uber bitch because i can't eat what i want and i want it NOW.
i burned my tongue on the 'no-fat' salad dressing i made of extra virgin olive oil (it's the best for you), vinegar, dijon mustard, lemon juice and honey - who would've guessed. it's been hurting for three days
but i'd also like to wear a pair of pants without two or three rolls spilling out over the top and having to pull on a shapeless shirt to cover it up.
what is the solution? what does a lazy girl with no drive or motivation and an addiction to eating do? suffer through it? get off her fat ass and actually do something about it?
this carb free diet is hurting... i'm only gonna cheat because it's SO HARD... sigh...