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Monday, April 03, 2006

i did a survey

LOVE, SEX AND ROMANCE QUIZ
How many true relationships have you had?:2- but i like to imagine the first one didn't happen
Have you ever been in love?:yes
What's your idea of a perfect date?:i don't know, but good food, good conversation and good wine are a must... maybe in paris
Where's your favorite place to be kissed?:neck
How many sexual partners have you had?:... i'd rather not say. you know... <10
How many people have you kissed?:countless
Do you like to make the first move?:it depends... now it goes both ways
Are you a snuggler?:o yea
Do you kiss on the first date?:of course
Where is the best place you've ever hooked up?:uh... i really can't say
Do you consider yourself to be romantic?:sometimes... i am a big softie
Would you ever pay someone for sex?:ya right. i don't need it that badly
Would you ever let someone pay YOU for sex?:depends on the price, but a whore's a whore right?
Do you keep your eyes open when you kiss?:sometimes
What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?:hm... there are probably a few... that i'd rather not mention
Have your parents ever caught you in a compromising position?:yes. it's one of the embarrasing moments... and it spured my independance
Have you ever performed a striptease?:no
How about a lapdance?:no
Have you ever received a lapdance?:no
Do you like sexual contact?:lurve it
Are you straight, gay or bi?:straight
Have you ever made out with a member of the opposite sex?:yea once... in an alley
Are you a giver or a taker?:giver
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?:good looking, humor, intelligence, patience
Do you think you've met the person you'll spend the rest of your life with?:yes
Do you know who your bridesmaids and groomsmen would be?: it's a long list that i have to whittle down
Have you ever regretted a hook-up?:yes
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?:yes
Have you ever hooked-up with someone already in a relationship?:yes... but i was drunk at the time. that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it
Have you ever cried over a member of the opposite sex?:o god yes all the time
Have you ever had your heart broken?:yes and no...
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?:yes... hence the i was drunk at the time that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it.
Would you date or marry someone if your parents didn't accept them?:yes. love is what matters
How about if your friends didn't accept them?:never again. i wasted three good years of my life on someone my friends didn't accept.
What's the worst relationship you ever had?:that one where i wasted three years of my life and i wish he would contract vd and die
Have you ever done anything sexual while on the road?:hence the i was drunk at the time... yea all the time
Would you kiss someone if you didn't love them?:you have to love someone to kiss them? i'm going to hell then
Who told you all about sex?: i honestly don't remember. probably osmosis
Are you always horny?:no... but he is
Are you a flirt?:i don't think so
Are you a tease?:i have been known to tease on occassion
Do you prefer to chase or BE chased?:depends
Do you prefer morning or evening hook-ups?:BOTH
Have you ever pulled an all-nighter with a member of the opposite sex, and woke up in each others arms?:every night (sigh) *puke*
How old were you at the age of your first kiss?:ha... like i remeber that
How old were you when you lost your virginity?:17
Do you sometimes wish you could change that?:sometimes... i would wait
Do you enjoy being in a relationship?:i love it
Are you currently in one?:yes
Has anyone ever fallen in love with you?:uh huh...
Have you ever said "I Love You" and not meant it?:yea...
Are you "noisy" when you get heated?:i have been known to get noisy on occassion
What is your kissing pet peeve?:noise. i HATE when people make smacking noises. hate it. and ash tray breath
Do you think you're a good kisser?:yes, i get a lot of practice

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4 Comments:

Blogger Jamie said...

Yours is so funny!

8:14 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

I agree with Jamie - great answers. :)

Damn comment spam...

9:35 AM  
Blogger citizen student said...

i think the comment spam is in love with me...

comment whore

1:02 PM  
Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

who wouldn't be in love with you?

you're a giver.

1:40 PM  

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